Hackerman: Faster than a speeding bullet, able to jump international border with key stroke

For many years during the Cold War the U.S. spend billions trying to bring down the old Soviet Union by flooding their airways with propaganda designed to show the soviets in the worse possible light.  Now many in the Democratic Party express outrage that the Russians would dare do such a thing to us.  The truth is, that if Hillary would have won the election the hacking story would not even grace the back page of media outlets.  Hacking that exposes political corruption on either side is just fine with me.  What I do fear however, is enemy hacking that would undermine of military defenses.  As foPutin's hacking of the DNC, I would award Hackerman the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Hack away Vladimir, just keep out of our missile silos.