RINO's To Be Placed On The Endangered Species List

Conservative with RINO

In view of recent attacks attempts are being made by certain left leaning groups to place RINO's on the endangered species list. Those showing the most concern for the welfare of these beasts are certain members of the RNC and such other groups as PETA, ACLU, MoveOn.org, DNC, NEA, NAACP, UAW, Southern Poverty Law Center, Urban League, DHS, ACORN and many others. The white RINO being the most threatened is placed high on the list of these afore mentioned groups while the black RINO finds few in his corner save a few members of the RNC. The reason for this disparity remains some what unclear. Everywhere the RINO's are running for cover with many seeking to hide their identities, however these large unattractive creatures can find little cover from the hunters bearing down on them. Moves are now underway by conservative groups to extend the hunting season on these brutes---a season that normally is open for only one day a year in November is now turning into a year round "open season". While the fate of the RINO remains in doubt it is becoming increasingly clear that their numbers are dwindling as the walls of the American voter fill with the trophy RINO!

by Ron Russell

Are You Obama's Next Trophy

Don't Laugh About The Fly,
Because You Are Next!!

Recently Obama swatted a lowly fly during one of his many interviews. The nation cheered at the somewhat comical sight. Yes, the quick hand of the President proved to much for the hapless fly and the victory was quickly won by the nation's 44th president. The media cheered and the masses applauded and marveled as the great one subdued and slayed the six-legged monster. The fly had almost no friends and few mourned his passing with the possible exception of the fly-lovers at PETA! The fly was just one of many trophy's added to the great hunters den wall in the few short months of his presidency. It will be placed along side of AIG, U.S. Banks, GM, Chrysler, MSM and soon Medical Care which is being stuffed by the White House Taxidermist as we write this post. Many other spaces remain on Obama's den wall. The plagues are already in place just waiting for the mounted heads. Among the many we noticed were: Coal Producers, Power Companies, Fast Food Outlets, FOX News, Talk Radio, Exxon, U.S. Airlines, State Government, Churches, and the biggest empty space with a plague reading YOU!