RECENTLY THIS LOWLY MUTT WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY A LOCAL DOG CATCHER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, NOT FOR HAVE NO TAGS, BUT FOR DARING TO URINATE ON AN OBAMA YARD SIGN. AT THIS TIME A $1,000,000 BAIL HAS BEEN SET WITH THE LOCAL REPUBLICAN PARTY ATTEMPTING TO RAISE THE MONEY TO SPRING THIS DANGEROUS CRIMINAL FROM THE COOK COUNTRY JAIL WHERE HE WAS PLACED INSTEAD OF THE LOCAL POUND FOR SECURITY REASONS. BARACK OBAMA HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN THIS MUTT'S CASE AND INDICATED HE WOULD ACCEPT THE RELEASE OF THIS MUTT INTO HIS CUSTODY IF A GALLON OF BAR-B-QUE SAUCE CAME WITH THE DEAL.
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